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Cunningham Boatshoes

 

I'm the dude with the phat stacks. If you want a polo-loving, alco-guzzling funmeister, ring me the f***** up.

Mack-en-zi Young

 

I'm Mack-en-zi, not Makenzie, not Mac 'n cheese, get it right. Just cause I'm a girl doesn't meen I want to sleep with you. Look at my fierce stare. But not too long, my eyes are lasers.

Lacross Nantucket

 

Hey bro, wazzup? I'm a pretty "chill" guy who loves to just wear necklaces and birks and just re-chil and chill-ax with the boys. I promise I'm cool and young. Those aren't grey hairs. Really. #420blzeit

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The Middlebury Crampus was founded in 1934 and is committed to maintaining the strong traditions of humor and general doofishness at Middlebury College.

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© 2014 by Crampers (I guess that's our denonym) 

But let's be real... Andrew did all the work here, 

the rest of those punks are just chums. 

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